Vultures of Kerala-5

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§ Iptd ‘A’ IeÀ¯n ¢mskSp¡p¶XmWv C¶s¯ ]ntÅÀ¡v ckw. ‘A’ Csæn FÃmhÀ¡pw AtcmNIamWXv. ss{]adn kvIqfn ]Tn¸n¡p¶ Hc[ym]I³ kwkmcat[y ]dªXmWnXv.

§ sXdn¸m«pIÄ sImSp§ÃqÀ `cWn¡v am{Xaà GXms­Ãm tlmÌepIfnepw \½psS hnZymÀ°nIÄ ]mSp¶pshs¶mcp tlmÌ hmÀU³ ]dbp¶Xpw tI«p. tlmÌ kwkmc`mj Xs¶ sXdnabtam?

§ sXdnhnfn¡p¶ PmYIÄ! sXdn IeÀ¶ ap{ZmhmIyw Xs¶ Gsd {]nbIcw! amÀ¡änepw ao³N´bnepw tIÄ¡p¶Xv sXdn Xs¶. t]meokpImcpsS XÃnt\¡mÄ AhcpsS `mjbmWv Akl\obw F¶pw tI«n«p­v.

§ sXdnbnÃm¯ kn\na ]cmPbw. sXdn tNÀ¯ UbtemKn\v hn]Wn hfsc IqSpXemWv. sIm¨pIp«nIÄ hsc A¯cw UbtemKpIÄ ]dªv ckn¡p¶Xpw kvIqfn ]dªv lotdm Nabp¶Xpw I­n«p­v. A¯c¯nepÅ sXdn IeÀ¶ kn\namUbtemKpIÄ sSenhnj\pIfneqsS hoSpIfnse kzoIcWapdnIfn \ntXy\sbt¶mWw tIÄt¡­n hcp¶ Xeapd! icnbmWv. ‘Ccp«n hkn¨oSpw Ccp«pw shfn¨ambn amdnSmw’ F¶p ]dbp¶Xpt]mse sXdnIÄ tI«v tI«v sXdnIfpw kpIrXP]ambn amdntb¡mw; amdnbn«p­v!

C¶s¯ sSenhnj³ hmÀ¯bn Hcp cmjv{Sobt\Xmhv ]dª “sXdn”þ Ak`y `mjm{]tbmKw ]e {]mhiyw ASn¡p dn¸mbn ]e hmÀ¯mNm\epIfnepw ]e aWn¡qÀ XpSÀ¨bmbn h¶p sIm­ncp¶p. “sXdn” ]dbp¶ cwKw \áamb coXnbn ImWn¡p¶Xn\v ]pdsabmWv ASn¡pdn¸mbn “sXdn” FgpXn ImWn¡p¶Xv. Nne a{´namÀ Nnet¸mÄ s]mXpthZnIfn ]dªncp¶ sXdn¡v ssI¿pw IW¡panÃ. A¯cw sXdnIÄ sSenhnj\n ImWn¡p¶Xn\v ]pdsa ]ntä¶pw ]e{]mhiyhpw Ah A¨Sn am[ya§fnepw ImWms\m¡p¶p­v. km[mcW¡mÀ s]mXpØe¯p h¨v A¯cw sXdn ]dªm tIskSp¯v AI¯m¡m³ hsc \nba§fpÅ \m«n cmjv{Sob¡mcpsS Ip¸mbaWnªmÂþ a{´n]Zw Ae¦cn¨m GXv sXdnbpw FhntSbpw F§t\bpw ]dbmw Fs¶mcp ØnXnhntijw D­mbncn¡p¶p. Fkv.Fw.FkneqsS t]mIp¶Xpw hcp¶Xpamb ktµi§Ä sXdnabamsW¶v ]cmXns¸Sp¶ ImcWh·mÀ¡p t]mepw sSenhnj\neqsS cmjv{Sob¡mÀ ]dbp¶ sXdn tIÄ¡p¶ Xntem Ip«nIsf tIĸn¡p¶Xntem ]cmXnbnÃ.

sXdn¡¯pIÄ FgpXn cXnkpJw tXSp¶/t\Sp¶ sRc¼p tcmKnIÄ kaql¯nep­v. Ahsc X¡mew hnSpI. ImcWw, AhÀ at\mtcmKnIfmWv. AXpt]msebmtWm a{´namcpw cmjv{Sob¡mcpw s]mXpthZnIfn {]Xy£s¸Sp¶hcpw? ]s£, AhÀs¡Xnsc \S]SnsbSp¡m³ A[nImcnIÄ X¿mdÃ; ss[cyw ImWn¡p¶nÃ. cm{Xnbn Häbv¡v Xmakn¡p¶ kv{XoIsf t^mWn hnfn¨v sXdn]dbp¶hcpw sXdn`mjWw \S¯p¶hcpw D­v. AhÀs¡Xnsc \S]SnsbSp¡mw. Bßm`nam\¯nsâ t]cnepw \mWt¡mtSmÀ¯pw ]ecpw \nba\S]SnIfnte¡v t]mIp¶nsænepw Nnesc¦nepw AXn\v apXncmdp­v. F¶mÂ, Hcp sXdn¸m«v kn\nabn ]mSn ImWnIfpsS cXnkpJw hÀ²n¸n¨ \nÀ½mXmhns\Xnsc \mfnXphsc \nba\S]Sn D­mbn«nsöp am{Xaà A¯cw sXdn¸m«p ]ckyambn ]mSn “Ie” t{]mÕmln¸n¨psImÅm³ tIcf¯nse sk³kÀ t_mÀUv X¿mdmbncn¡p¶p. B ]m«v sk³kÀ t_mÀUv AwK§fpsS hkXnbn h¨v ]e{]mhiyw ]mSn¸n¨m ]mSp¶hÀs¡Xnscbpw ]mSn¸n¡p¶hÀs¡Xntcbpw \S]Snbp­m hpsa¶ Imcy¯n XÀ¡w th­. IebpsS t]cn F´v sXdnbpw ]dbmw, Btcbpw ]dbmw, Ft¸mgpw ]dbmw F¶ ZpchØbp ­mhm³ ]mSnÃ.

apãnNpcp«n ap{ZmhmIyw hnfn¡m\mfps­¦n GXv sXdnbpw ap{ZmhmIyam¡n hnfn¡mw F¶p hcp¶Xpw \ÃXÃ. \memfpIÄ tIÄ¡m\ps­¶ ImcW¯m thZnbn Ibdnbncp¶v sXdnb`ntjIw \S¯n AhÀ ]dbp¶ cmjv{Sob {]kwK§Äs¡ Xntcbpw \S]Sn kzoIcnt¡­XmWv. {]kv tIm¬^d³kpIfn sXdn ]dbp¶Xv Hcp h³ImcyamsW¶v IcpXp¶ cmjv{Sob¡mÀ Hcp Imcyw HmÀ¡Ww. AhÀ sN¿p¶Xpw ImWn¡p¶Xpw ‘Aev]Xzw’ BWv. sXdn ]dbp¶ CeIvt{SmWn¡v ]mhIÄ, XpWns]m¡n ImWn¡p¶ ImÀ ]mhIÄ, sXdnsbgpXn ImWn¡p¶ CeIvt{SmWnIv t_mÀUpIÄ, sXdn Xs¶ FgpXp¶ Nmän§pIÄ, sXdnsbgpXnbncn¡p¶ T-jÀ«pIÄ, NokvþtI¡v (Cheese cake) t^mt«mIÄ tIcf¯neps­t¶mÀ¡pI. ]s£, AhsbÃmw henbh·mcpsS Nne “hn{Inb”IfmbXn\m \S]Sbp­mhnsöv am{Xw. Atacn¡bn ImWp¶ Burlesk (a stage show featuring slapstick humour and striptease acts) tIcf¯nept­mþ A\phZ\obamtWm F¶ Imcyw F\n¡dnbnÃ. F¶mÂ, A¯cw “XpWnbqcn” ¡fªpÅ kv{Xo\r¯§Ä kn\naIfnepw kocnbepIfnepw ImWn¡p¶p­v. AtXmsSm¸w NneÀ ]e A]iЧfpw sXdnhm¡pIfpw ]dbmdp­v. henbhÀ sN¿p¶ “h³Imcy§” fmbXn\m sNdnb a\pjyÀ¡mbn«p­m¡nbncn¡p¶ \nba§Ä AiàamWv. shÅaSn¨pw IÅpIpSn¨pw s]mXpP\a[y¯n Ak`yw ]pe¼nbXn\v \nb\S]SnIÄ¡v hnt[bcmb Xmsg¯«n tPmensN¿p¶ \nba]meIsc ImWms\m¡psa¦nepw D¶XcmbhÀ hncfamtb DÅq. D¶XcmbhÀ “sXdn”]dªv Xmsg¡nSbnepÅ DtZymKØscs¡m­v ]Wn sN¿n¸n¡p¶Xv tIcf¯n ]pXpabpÅ ImcyaÃ. “D¯chv” F¶p ]dªv Ahsc keyq«v sNbvXv a\Ênepw shfnbnepw ]eh«w taeptZymKØs\ sXdn ]dbp¶ IogptZymKØscbpw ImWms\m¡pw. “sXdn” ]dªmte A[nImcw ImWn¡m\mhq Fs¶mcp tXm¶Â F§s\tbm D­mbncn¡p¶p. Npcp¡¯n tIcfw sXdnabamWv. sXdn ]dbp¶hcpw sXdn ]dbn¸n¡p¶hcpw [mcmfw. A¯c¡mÀ D¶Xcmbm \S]Sn kzmlm! kzmlm!